to the dad yelling at his kid at hockey camp

All ten of us in the arena’s stands were wondering the same thing:

Why is Bryce playing defense during the second Wednesday scrimmage at a summer hockey camp in Aspen, Colorado for ages 6-9.

COACH! PUT HIM ON OFFENSE! BALOONEY!

It was a collective cry.

THREE LINES IN A ROW!

Luckily, Bryce took matters into his own hands

And although he was grossly out of position, he

SHOWED US HOW IT WAS DONE!

He says to love thy enemy, let alone thy neighbor.

But why do they make it so difficult?

Or, why is it so hard for me?

22 July 2025